I moved into the beautiful old house where the previous owner did NOTHING with her yard for 3 years. Literally. No mowing, no trimming, no pruning. The daffodils have grown wild since, and I love them, but the poor roses look terrible. They are the tea type so they have grown tall, but where they haven't been trimmed and pruned for a few years, they are very sparse. I thought about cutting them down and seeing what will happen, but I don't want to kill them. The same for the azaleas and rhododendrons. What can I do for them?
Help with half dead roses?
Roses are very tough. Give then a good hard prune to size them down and shape them - preferably in winter when dormant (however, I have done mine in summer too when necessary and give them a good water and they've never suffered).
As for the grass, I recently scraped off just the top of my lawn to get rid of as many dormant weeds as possible, bought some lawn seed, loosened the top soil, sowed the seed (thicker than recommended as the birds kept eating it lol) and follwed the rest of hte seed pack instructions. After about 6 weks it looked really nice.
Reply:Have you ever thought of laying banana skins round your roses and just adding a little soil over the top of them. As when they rot down they produce potassium which really gives a good boost of fertilizer at not much cost to yourself. Report It
Reply:To save time later spraying roses for green fly and black fly grow garlic round them as the roses draw up some of the flavor of the Garlic and really makes them think twice to settling in your roses over the summer or you can use Lavenders but remember to leave enough room for the rose and Lavender. Report It
Reply:Cut them back, don't cut them down. It sounds like you have got great soil. Plant a vegy garden and a herb lawn. Have a great time gardening.
Reply:its early April so you can cut roses back hard to 18 inches then water in some rose fertilizer (it sounds drastic but the reward will be worth it), leave the daffodils to die off naturally and if you want to move them leave that until October, it wont be long before the azaleas and rhododendrons will be in flower leave them alone for now, when they have died off remove all dead flowers and sickly thin bits of stem leaving only healthy strong stems feed both with Azalea feed, do the same every year. hope I've been of help
Reply:Your best bet is to go to a nursery and find out what to do. everything you mentioned has different fertilizer needs and pruning.
you might be the lady that did nothing in her yard for 3 years if you ask people on yahoo a big serious question. you need to spend some money honey.
EDIT...if she did "nothing" in her garden for 3 years, she probably did "nothing" inside that old house for much longer. I hope you had a home inspection.
EDIT#2: If you had a flea problem, you might also want to check for termites. since it was an older property. best wishes, really.
Reply:you cant go wrong if you follow the advice of the second answer. good luck.
Reply:1. Tea rose care:
http://www.ipm.iastate.edu/ipm/hortnews/...
http://gardening.about.com/od/rose1/a/Hy...
2. Azaleas care:
http://hgic.clemson.edu/factsheets/hgic1...
3. Rhododendron care:
http://www.demesne.info/Garden-Help/Flow...
Grass:
It would be best to let a professional lawn service or landscaper put in a lawn for you the first time. Be sure to ask them how to take care of it.
It would also be best to put in an automatic lawn sprinkler system because water is what makes a lawn pretty. It is a must to have a good weekly watering and mowing schedule.
But if you want to do it yourself, go here:
How to grow a lawn, click this link
http://www.wikihow.com/Grow-a-Lawn-Easil...
Monday, November 16, 2009
I need a design plan for planting flowers under south facing bay window in zone five.?
Husband wishes to experiment with different flowers (from seed.) I say great - what about a plan? Focal point? Other features? We're stuck! I need pix and great ideas -pronto!!!
if this helps; Sidng is white, colonial style 2 story, some red brick front and chimney. This is mature landscaping area. Area underneath square bay window is bare although a little ground conver is beginning to take. Red metal roof above window. We've tried rhododendrons, roses and hydrangeas. All failed. So what to do? Please help with your ideas, pictures, web sites etc. Thanx!
I need a design plan for planting flowers under south facing bay window in zone five.?
I agree that your soil may be the problem. You could add compost to the soil which would definitely help - available at garden centers. I would suggest a mix of perennials %26amp; annuals - the annuals will give you instant color, and the perennials will grow year after year. Varying heights will give interest, and you can determine is you want to focus on one color or a variety of colors.
The south facing bay window leads me to think that it is 100% sun, %26amp; needs alot of water - think about that when selecting plants. Under a bay eindow emphasizes the need for water. Rhododendren's roots are near the surface %26amp; need alot of water, and hydrangea %26amp; rhodo both need acid soil, both do better with non-direct sunlight.
Take a trip to the garden center %26amp; get a bag of compost, %26amp; look at the "full sun" plants, and ask about those that do well in drought conditions - that will give you some ideas.
Reply:If the plants you've mentioned failed I suggest you check your soil first before investing anything. All three of those choices should have done well especially the roses. I think you may have some kind of problem with the soil that isn't letting anything grow so seeds are a waste until you find out. You might need to replace all that ground if its coming from the ground or just put down mulch if its a problem from another source.
It's up to you what plants to plant but try the tallest to smallest. Tallest in the back against the house and work your way to the front. You might want to use a mobile green house so birds and other animals wont dig them up until they are mature. From the description of your house any color or lay out would work.
if this helps; Sidng is white, colonial style 2 story, some red brick front and chimney. This is mature landscaping area. Area underneath square bay window is bare although a little ground conver is beginning to take. Red metal roof above window. We've tried rhododendrons, roses and hydrangeas. All failed. So what to do? Please help with your ideas, pictures, web sites etc. Thanx!
I need a design plan for planting flowers under south facing bay window in zone five.?
I agree that your soil may be the problem. You could add compost to the soil which would definitely help - available at garden centers. I would suggest a mix of perennials %26amp; annuals - the annuals will give you instant color, and the perennials will grow year after year. Varying heights will give interest, and you can determine is you want to focus on one color or a variety of colors.
The south facing bay window leads me to think that it is 100% sun, %26amp; needs alot of water - think about that when selecting plants. Under a bay eindow emphasizes the need for water. Rhododendren's roots are near the surface %26amp; need alot of water, and hydrangea %26amp; rhodo both need acid soil, both do better with non-direct sunlight.
Take a trip to the garden center %26amp; get a bag of compost, %26amp; look at the "full sun" plants, and ask about those that do well in drought conditions - that will give you some ideas.
Reply:If the plants you've mentioned failed I suggest you check your soil first before investing anything. All three of those choices should have done well especially the roses. I think you may have some kind of problem with the soil that isn't letting anything grow so seeds are a waste until you find out. You might need to replace all that ground if its coming from the ground or just put down mulch if its a problem from another source.
It's up to you what plants to plant but try the tallest to smallest. Tallest in the back against the house and work your way to the front. You might want to use a mobile green house so birds and other animals wont dig them up until they are mature. From the description of your house any color or lay out would work.
My neighbor wants to kill me. What should I do?
The problem with the body in my back (see previous post) yard will not go away. I decided the best sollution was to remove it. I delegated Anthony to take care of it. He delegated Jesus (new gardener) to take care of it. Jesus, it would appear is a rather lazy fellow, took it upon himself to simply heave it over the wisteria hedge into the neighbors yard. Unfortunatly it landed atop his prize rhododenrons. I dispatched Anthony to reason with the neighbor. After being beaten soundly about the head and shoulders by a 9 iron (could have been a 6 but Anthony was a bit addled) Anthony returned to inform me that the neighbor was going to be coming over to exact his revenge upon me. I had Jesus bring the body back but the rhododendrons seem to be the issue. I offered to have Jesus replant them to no avail. Alerting the authorities is obviously not an option. I suppose I could act proactively, but then I would have another disposal problem. What to do? What to do?
My neighbor wants to kill me. What should I do?
Tell Jesus to cash in the favor that the people from Culiacan owe him from that time he was in Bogota (he knows what I am talking about). Be sure to plan a vacation or be seen in public the day that they will be over at your neighbors house. By the next day your neighbor will be wearing a neck tie directly from Colombia. Don't worry about the disposal... they need the bodies to transport some more merchandise. Problem solved.... Any other questions?
Reply:kill him first...lol
Reply:Geez, wish I could help you Dave B., but my back yard is full now. And my trunk!!!!
And I have a confession. %26lt;gulp%26gt; Francisco and Ricardo did not get deported, they have converted and are here with me. I pay them well, and they are ever so useful in getting rid of the bodies that are just piling up, yes sir-re-roni, just piling up. So if you want to see either alive again you will be my slave for life, no? Oh c'mon please, please, please, just try it-you'll like it. %26lt;a knowing glance and a wink as she sashays away%26gt;
Reply:elementary my dear chap, kill the neighbor first!
Reply:My that is a dilemma your in........I'd move.......quickly........avoid a disposal problem, not to mention another 99 years...... :)
Reply:do him
you have no option, unless you can frame the body on him
nah, just do him, more fertilizer for the flowers
Reply:do unto him before he does unto u,then act smart and blame the murder on someone else.
Reply:There are better places to publish your short fiction.
Reply:if he is realy going to kill you call the police or move with out him knowing!
Reply:get a gun and defend yourself
Reply:meds time....
Reply:Time for a road trip.
Reply:Your neighbor has the right idea.
You should beat him to the punch and eat a gun.
We'd all, and I do mean ALL, feel better then.
Reply:sounds like you are going to have 2 bodies to dispose of
Reply:Stand there and let them do it--slowly and painfully, but completely.
Reply:preemptive strike!!!
get that bastard!
Reply:You deserve to be shot, quit complaining.
Reply:Just put the pipe down and get some rest.
Reply:Now you know how he feels.
Reply:wow your in quite a quandry aren't you
My neighbor wants to kill me. What should I do?
Tell Jesus to cash in the favor that the people from Culiacan owe him from that time he was in Bogota (he knows what I am talking about). Be sure to plan a vacation or be seen in public the day that they will be over at your neighbors house. By the next day your neighbor will be wearing a neck tie directly from Colombia. Don't worry about the disposal... they need the bodies to transport some more merchandise. Problem solved.... Any other questions?
Reply:kill him first...lol
Reply:Geez, wish I could help you Dave B., but my back yard is full now. And my trunk!!!!
And I have a confession. %26lt;gulp%26gt; Francisco and Ricardo did not get deported, they have converted and are here with me. I pay them well, and they are ever so useful in getting rid of the bodies that are just piling up, yes sir-re-roni, just piling up. So if you want to see either alive again you will be my slave for life, no? Oh c'mon please, please, please, just try it-you'll like it. %26lt;a knowing glance and a wink as she sashays away%26gt;
Reply:elementary my dear chap, kill the neighbor first!
Reply:My that is a dilemma your in........I'd move.......quickly........avoid a disposal problem, not to mention another 99 years...... :)
Reply:do him
you have no option, unless you can frame the body on him
nah, just do him, more fertilizer for the flowers
Reply:do unto him before he does unto u,then act smart and blame the murder on someone else.
Reply:There are better places to publish your short fiction.
Reply:if he is realy going to kill you call the police or move with out him knowing!
Reply:get a gun and defend yourself
Reply:meds time....
Reply:Time for a road trip.
Reply:Your neighbor has the right idea.
You should beat him to the punch and eat a gun.
We'd all, and I do mean ALL, feel better then.
Reply:sounds like you are going to have 2 bodies to dispose of
Reply:Stand there and let them do it--slowly and painfully, but completely.
Reply:preemptive strike!!!
get that bastard!
Reply:You deserve to be shot, quit complaining.
Reply:Just put the pipe down and get some rest.
Reply:Now you know how he feels.
Reply:wow your in quite a quandry aren't you
Phytophthora root rot is caused by a fungus, what enviormental conditions can contribute to this problem?
in shrubs like rhododendrons
Phytophthora root rot is caused by a fungus, what enviormental conditions can contribute to this problem?
Wet soil with no drainage has little or no air in the pore spaces. Such conditions cause anaerobic conditions which prevents healthy root growth and causes the roots to rot. The fungus lives on what little air is left, preventing the roots from getting air.
children shoes
Phytophthora root rot is caused by a fungus, what enviormental conditions can contribute to this problem?
Wet soil with no drainage has little or no air in the pore spaces. Such conditions cause anaerobic conditions which prevents healthy root growth and causes the roots to rot. The fungus lives on what little air is left, preventing the roots from getting air.
children shoes
Is this a poem of love, or 'wait and see' love?
* * * * * ROSES (for Elysabeth Faslund) * * * * *
The perfume of roses, of jasmine
the smell of sweet incense
and another - indefinable -
of blessing.
When you smell these
know that Love is very near
Sweetly scented is the air
around the places you walk
ruins smell not of decay
but of living fragrances.
So flowers flourish in such places
obeying some far memory
that sweet scents should surround them.
We anoint ourselves -
attar of roses, queen of the night
- seeking to lock into that sancity
(hoping to attract others, like bees) .
Aromatic memories take us
back to those younger years
The smell of rhododendrons in the rain
of pine forests, locked on shores of silver sand
incence and the ringing of a bell.
The flowers are fragile
yet the memories remain
carried on the wind
'cross hill and plain
into the heart of one
who sings your name.
Is this a poem of love, or 'wait and see' love?
This poem is superb on so many levels. It touches on love to come, the hope of love, and the reminiscent love of love that lasts. I bow to your superior pen!
Reply:It makes me smile because that's how I feel now , so I'm saying this is truly a poem of love .
Reply:It is more a poem of lost love and its memories to me. You
make splendid usage of imagery, activate the sense of feeling, smelling, and even tasting and hearing. You seem nostalgic or wanting back once you once had or lost.
Nicely done!
Valrie in Ocala
Reply:I like this one for a miriad of reasons, the not least being the fact that I have an abnormal love for roses. My yard where I had lived before NAFTA put the company I worked for into Mexico, and put 2500 people out of work in a small Mississippi town had over 200 rose bushes in elevated beds, with a border of 14 rose trees, and a 30 foot long trellis covered walkway covered with climbing roses. The fence was covered with pink wild roses which only bloomed once a year. I had to sell and move, and the people who bought it bulldozed them all up and relandscaped the yard. That was 10 years ago, and it still pains me. Thank you for the beautiful sentiment on roses.
Reply:I don't think there's any "wait and see" about it...I consider it a poem of true love. It's beautiful, by the way.
Reply:I think it's past, present and future love. Whatever way you interpret it, it's beautiful.
Reply:It's poem TO LOVE I think. Not a love manifested in a particular form yet, but an announcement that LOVE is a viable force, that collectively we all can feel it at different points, and the memory of it, passed down from time, keeps it very much alive now and in what is to come.
Reply:It's a Lundburger poem of someone who loves flowers, nature, pleasant scents yet holding onto the memories of Scandinavia.
Fas takes us away...leading to rolling hills and mountains of Sweden and Norway carried by the songs of the wind back down to the sun drenched beaches...
Returning back to the ocean where we can sit on our decks and feast on shrimp, cracked crab and good wine...
Ha ha ha .....have I confused U yet...not really...I just enjoyed it.
You Go Girl....
Reply:Its a poem of sweet, gentle romantic love. Love as it should be..
Reply:Your words are truly beautiful. I felt it was about personal and universal love at the same time- past, present and future loves- love faraway and surrounding,all at once. Such a beautiful poem. Thank you.
Reply:Hi Elyslund,
What I get our of your poem is it's a past Love and you can't forget because of all the memories you still have.. An AWESOME poem My Friend..
A Friend,
poppy1
Reply:my interpretation of the poem is of spring and that love is in the air.
Reply:What...Huh...Poems...I can't look at another...
Reply:wow....this is amazing! it creates such powerful imagery! i can just smell the roses, the incense(sp? lol)....that was beautiful!
~Deadly Poetry
The perfume of roses, of jasmine
the smell of sweet incense
and another - indefinable -
of blessing.
When you smell these
know that Love is very near
Sweetly scented is the air
around the places you walk
ruins smell not of decay
but of living fragrances.
So flowers flourish in such places
obeying some far memory
that sweet scents should surround them.
We anoint ourselves -
attar of roses, queen of the night
- seeking to lock into that sancity
(hoping to attract others, like bees) .
Aromatic memories take us
back to those younger years
The smell of rhododendrons in the rain
of pine forests, locked on shores of silver sand
incence and the ringing of a bell.
The flowers are fragile
yet the memories remain
carried on the wind
'cross hill and plain
into the heart of one
who sings your name.
Is this a poem of love, or 'wait and see' love?
This poem is superb on so many levels. It touches on love to come, the hope of love, and the reminiscent love of love that lasts. I bow to your superior pen!
Reply:It makes me smile because that's how I feel now , so I'm saying this is truly a poem of love .
Reply:It is more a poem of lost love and its memories to me. You
make splendid usage of imagery, activate the sense of feeling, smelling, and even tasting and hearing. You seem nostalgic or wanting back once you once had or lost.
Nicely done!
Valrie in Ocala
Reply:I like this one for a miriad of reasons, the not least being the fact that I have an abnormal love for roses. My yard where I had lived before NAFTA put the company I worked for into Mexico, and put 2500 people out of work in a small Mississippi town had over 200 rose bushes in elevated beds, with a border of 14 rose trees, and a 30 foot long trellis covered walkway covered with climbing roses. The fence was covered with pink wild roses which only bloomed once a year. I had to sell and move, and the people who bought it bulldozed them all up and relandscaped the yard. That was 10 years ago, and it still pains me. Thank you for the beautiful sentiment on roses.
Reply:I don't think there's any "wait and see" about it...I consider it a poem of true love. It's beautiful, by the way.
Reply:I think it's past, present and future love. Whatever way you interpret it, it's beautiful.
Reply:It's poem TO LOVE I think. Not a love manifested in a particular form yet, but an announcement that LOVE is a viable force, that collectively we all can feel it at different points, and the memory of it, passed down from time, keeps it very much alive now and in what is to come.
Reply:It's a Lundburger poem of someone who loves flowers, nature, pleasant scents yet holding onto the memories of Scandinavia.
Fas takes us away...leading to rolling hills and mountains of Sweden and Norway carried by the songs of the wind back down to the sun drenched beaches...
Returning back to the ocean where we can sit on our decks and feast on shrimp, cracked crab and good wine...
Ha ha ha .....have I confused U yet...not really...I just enjoyed it.
You Go Girl....
Reply:Its a poem of sweet, gentle romantic love. Love as it should be..
Reply:Your words are truly beautiful. I felt it was about personal and universal love at the same time- past, present and future loves- love faraway and surrounding,all at once. Such a beautiful poem. Thank you.
Reply:Hi Elyslund,
What I get our of your poem is it's a past Love and you can't forget because of all the memories you still have.. An AWESOME poem My Friend..
A Friend,
poppy1
Reply:my interpretation of the poem is of spring and that love is in the air.
Reply:What...Huh...Poems...I can't look at another...
Reply:wow....this is amazing! it creates such powerful imagery! i can just smell the roses, the incense(sp? lol)....that was beautiful!
~Deadly Poetry
What ate my oriental poppy plant?
I live in the northeastern US and have a garden filled with many types of flowers, both perennials and annuals. The only plant that has gotten chomped completely down to the ground is my oriental poppy. It had a beautiful orange flower on it at the time. Has anyone had this happen, and do you know which wildlife would seek out this plant specifically? I thought of deer, but my rhododendrons, which deer are fond of, have been in tact. Rabbits usually are more delicate when eating plants. This poppy is really chomped. *sigh*
What ate my oriental poppy plant?
It could have been either....sometimes there is no rhyme or reason as to why they eat some and not others. My neighbor and I had some of the exact same plants last year.....hers got chewed on and mine didn't.
Go get a bottle of Liquid Fence and spray your remaining plants. Just don't be a moron like me. The first time I used it, it was windy out and I sprayed the stuff into the wind and it covered me! You won't quite get the impact of this story until you smell the stuff. Holy Moly! Bleeeeeccchhhh!
Hope you're able to get rid of the critters. Liquid Fence works on Deer and Rabbits to keep them away without harming them.
Reply:I have a problem with slugs, but they will not chomp to the ground. poppies do die back to the ground after seeding-are you sure it was eaten or only died back? either way it will come back next year!
Reply:It's either the deer or a groundhog!
Most likely the deer!
Electric fence will be your cure!
What ate my oriental poppy plant?
It could have been either....sometimes there is no rhyme or reason as to why they eat some and not others. My neighbor and I had some of the exact same plants last year.....hers got chewed on and mine didn't.
Go get a bottle of Liquid Fence and spray your remaining plants. Just don't be a moron like me. The first time I used it, it was windy out and I sprayed the stuff into the wind and it covered me! You won't quite get the impact of this story until you smell the stuff. Holy Moly! Bleeeeeccchhhh!
Hope you're able to get rid of the critters. Liquid Fence works on Deer and Rabbits to keep them away without harming them.
Reply:I have a problem with slugs, but they will not chomp to the ground. poppies do die back to the ground after seeding-are you sure it was eaten or only died back? either way it will come back next year!
Reply:It's either the deer or a groundhog!
Most likely the deer!
Electric fence will be your cure!
Who makes the best lovers?
Aries March 21 - April 20
ARIES MAN - alpha male (Star Arians: Daniel Day Lewis, Russell Crowe, Colin Farrell)
BENEATH the Ram's clean-cut appearance lies a hormonally-raging animal ready to take the sexual lead. He is known for being rough in bed, treating women like either princesses or playthings.
Sexy secret: Prefers the missionary position, as he likes to take the dominant role.
How to turn him on: Call him 'Master', and ooh and ahh at the sight of his equipment.
ARIES WOMAN - original Eve (Stars: Victoria Beckham, Keira Knightley, Mariah Carey)
NOTORIOUSLY cool customer, she sees herself as the 'Catch of the Century'.
Aries woman has strong physical needs for sex every day and craves instant gratification.
Sexy secret: Likes it on top and a little rough.
How to turn her on: Introduce a shock factor such as outdoor sex or nookie on the train - Aries woman would just love to be caught!
Taurus April 21 - May 21
TAURUS MAN - the idol (Stars Taureans: George Clooney, Bono, David Beckham)
HE wants to be wanted and is attracted to dominant females who'll treat him like a trophy. Strong and silent, he is the epitome of manhood, but always expects the woman to make the first move.
Sexy secret: Loves epic foreplay.
How to turn him on: Fit a mirror on the bedroom ceiling - watching you drives him wild.
TAURUS WOMAN - living doll (Sign stars: Renee Zellweger, Zara Phillips, Penelope Cruz)
FEMININE and beautiful, she longs for a man to play Ken to her ever-adoring Barbie. She is wild in the bedroom in order to satisfy her man, unashamedly lusty and instinctive.
Sexy secret: Nibbles, licks and kisses every inch of her lover.
How to turn her on: Work on your pecs, because she loves to be dominated by a beefcake.
Gemini May 22 - June 22
GEMINI MAN - smooth operator (Star Geminis: Johnny Depp, Prince William, Jonny Wilkinson)
MERCURIAL by nature, he works hard to make himself an exciting prospect. But sex must always be fun, so Mr Gemini thrives on experimentation - for some, even if it's sleazy - and detests routine.
Sexy secret: Good with his hands ... a real craftsman
How to turn him on: Dress up as a high-class callgirl and tell him your fantasies. You'll send him wild.
GEMINI WOMAN - Lolita (Stars: Angelina Jolie, Courteney Cox, Kylie Minogue)
ACUTELY aware of her feminine wiles, she takes no sexual prisoners. Often feigns naivety, but can't resist putting on a show in the bedroom. Some can easily lose themselves in sex and become dismissive of the man who is only there to provide the ride.
Sexy secret: Likes it on top where she can control pace and positioning.
How to turn her on: Offer to roleplay as her teacher.
Cancer June 23 - July 23
CANCER MAN - Prince Charming (Star Cancerians: Tobey Maguire, Johnny Vaughan, Tom Cruise)
FOR this romantic hero, sex is an act of worshipping the woman. Notoriously courteous in bed, some are almost cloying, and are aroused by a woman's dominance. A softie, he loves a cuddle and has a breast-fixation.
Sexy secret: A penchant for being tied up with his lover on top.
Turning him on: Brandish a whip and make him lick your shoes.
CANCER WOMAN - Cinderella (Stars: Courtney Love, Pamela Anderson, Liv Tyler)
A MAN'S woman who makes her lover feel like the big, strong protector because she sees him as her saviour. Has a voracious sexual appetite and is a willing recipient of almost anything that is being dished out!
Sexy secret: Cancer Girl is up for most things and loves experimentation.
How to turn her on: Ask her to roleplay as your secretary or nurse to your doctor.
Leo July 24 - August 23
LEO MAN - the golden boy (Star Leos: Matt Le Blanc, Antonio Banderas, Thierry Henry)
PASSIONATE and caring, he can only perform if his heart is really in it. He prefers raw, natural, unadorned sex with no frills and, with his belief in his own superiority, the traditional male dominance role.
Sexy secret: Enjoys a head-to-toe massage
How to turn him on: Lead him into the garden for sex under the stars or among the rhododendrons.
LEO WOMAN - the knockout (Stars: Madonna, Melanie Sykes, Halle Berry)
A FIERCELY energetic woman who, like the lioness, is a wildcat in the bedroom. She always battles with her lovers for dominance and plays cat and mouse with potential partners. Won't get out of bed until she's had two orgasms.
Sexy secret: Loves to put on a show.
How to turn her on: Boast about your incredible stamina and she'll try to match it.
Virgo August 24 - September 23
VIRGO MAN - the mentor (Star Virgoans: Hugh Grant, Colin Firth, Sean Connery)
A GENTLE giant, he is the ultimate caretaker in the bedroom with a startling empathy for women's needs. He has a Svengali-streak and sees women as either madonnas or whores. Likes routine and little fuss in the bedroom.
Sexy secret: Likes the woman to lead the way.
How to turn him on: Pretend he's the doctor and you're one of his patients.
VIRGO WOMAN - Mother Earth (Stars: Cameron Diaz, Rachel Hunter, Beyonce Knowles)
PLEASING a lover tops Virgo's erotic agenda and she treats men like lord and master. Simultaneously sacred territory and sexy bombshell, she is driven to nurture men. Sees sex in terms of mating and seeks partners with staying power.
Sexy secret: Enjoys submission so won't say no to the missionary position.
Turning her on: She has a hygiene fixation so suggest a shower together.
Libra September 24 - October 23
LIBRA MAN - the perfectionist (Star Librans: Sting, Simon Cowell, Viggo Mortensen)
HAS a high-minded, ethereal approach to sex. Witty and charming, he talks women into bed. Sex must be beautiful and he indulges in lavish foreplay, determined to gratify a woman early on. An expert lover.
Sexy secret: He hates rules, so likes to experiment with different, athletic positions.
Turning him on: Dress up as Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast At Tiffanys.
LIBRA WOMAN - the activist (Stars: Susan Sarandon, Catherine Zeta Jones. Kate Winslet)
UNCONVENTIONAL in relationships, some can favour casual sex and are wary of commitment. Fights against male adulation and traditional gender roles in bed, preferring the equality of giving and receiving pleasure.
Sexy secret: Loves positions that keep both partners happy.
How to turn her on: Arm-wrestle her into bed.
Scorpio October 24 - November 22
SCORPIO MAN - the stranger (Star Scorpios: Joaquin Phoenix, Wayne Rooney, Leonardo DiCaprio)
A SEVERE individual, he is insular but lavishes attention on his lover. Most Scorpios enjoy experimenting and some are even turned on by kinky sex.
Sexy secret: Likes to take total control and may get a kick from blind-folding his lover.
How to turn him on: Turn up wearing a mac - with nothing underneath, but a suspender belt.
SCORPIO WOMAN - femme fatale (Stars: Meg Ryan, Bjork, Julia Roberts)
INVENTED the term "hard to get" but skilfully works her way into her lover's psyche without lifting a finger. Highly-sexed and demanding, she sees herself as the ultimate prize. Woe betide he who doesn't meet expectations.
Sexy secret: Likes it fast and furious, anywhere but bed.
Turning her on: Buy her a sex toy she hasn't tried before.
Sagittarius November 23 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS MAN - the maverick (Star Sagittarians: Brad Pitt, Benjamin Bratt, Samuel L Jackson)
WILDLY romantic, he has an untamed energy and sees his lovers as playmates and has incredible luck with the ladies. Any sex is good - he wants to experience it with woman of every kind.
Sexy secret: Loves role reversal with the woman on top and in charge.
Turning him on: Swap underwear.
SAGITTARIUS WOMAN - the leader (Stars: Lucy Liu, Kim Basinger, Britney Spears)
A HIGH achiever, some are obsessed with the idea of choosing only successful, charismatic partners. In bed, her modus operandi is to 'empower' the man, turning him into putty in her hands.Generous and enthusiastic.
Sexy secret: Rope swings are her fantasy.
Turning her on: Get her to act out a scene from 9 1/2 Weeks.
Capricorn December 22 - January 20
CAPRICORN MAN - A real gent (Star Capricorns: Jude Law, Olivier Martinez, Orlando Bloom)
AN anachronism, he is deeply old-fashioned and is attracted to traditional, lady-wife types. Tries hard to repress his libido, but some will have fetishes, kinks and hang-ups.
Sexy secret: Prefers the missionary position - with his lover wearing a lace nightie.
How to turn him on: Offer to be spanked.
CAPRICORN WOMAN - a thinker (Stars: Dido, Annie Lennox, Helena Christensen)
NATURALLY cautious, she never rushes into relationships and seeks a spiritual connection first. Has a wild fantasy life and invents dream lovers. A fairly conservative sexual character, she won't be coerced into anything.
Sexy secret: Likes routine - with him on top.
How to turn her on: Borrow a sailor's uniform and act out her fantasies.
Aquarius January 21 - February 19
AQUARIUS MAN - an eccentric (Star Aquarians: Justin Timberlake, John Lydon, Robbie Williams)
He seems sorted and self-sufficient but some Aquarian men have a notoriously skewed, even kinky side in bed. Thinks no woman is out of his league and many are emotionally detached from sex. Some are even turned on by humiliating their mate.
Sexy secret: Has a penchant for cyber and phone sex.
How to turn him on: Be his sex slave.
AQUARIUS WOMAN - eternal optimist (Stars: Geena Davis, Denise Richards, Jennifer Aniston)
SHE loathes over-dependent lovers but, as the zodiac's cheerleader, is her partner's biggest fan. A low-maintenance mate, hates formality and routine. Spontaneity is her big arousal and sex is pure physical pleasure.
Sexy secret: A quickie at the bus stop will excite her.
Turning her on: Take her to an orgy - where she'll only want to watch.
Pisces February 20 - March 20
PISCES MAN - the drifter (Star Pisceans: Shane Richie, Rob Lowe, Bruce Willis)
BEHOLDEN to nobody, this dreamer is his own boss and is drawn to raw, grounded women who are his polar opposite. Super-relaxed about sex, nothing embarrasses him and some Piscean men have a prolific number of partners, many of them one-night stands.
Sexy secret: Dreams of joining the mile-high club on a plane.
How to turn him on: Rent a hard-core porn film with him.
PISCES WOMAN - Prima Donna (Stars: Sharon Stone, Patsy Kensit, Rachel Weisz)
A WALKING, talking paradox - all virtue and all vice wrapped in one, deceiving package. Insists on being treated like a princess in bed. Often finds sex dirty and can behave like a martyr. But secretly adores being adventurous.
Sexy secret: Loves spooning and being taken by surprise.
How to turn her on: Read to her aloud from an erotic novel.
Who makes the best lovers?
Are you kidding me? Taurus of course! Taurus is the most sensual and romantic sign of the zodiac!
Reply:I am a Scorpio woman. We are the best- Sensual- but I like to turn on all the senses- round one is slower- round two can be faster and furious. I have LOTS of PASSION- very much a giver, and yes we go all over- not just the bedroom! Report It
Reply:Right, about Virgo. I've been with one or two and they weren't at all like that - in fact, they liked to not only lead the way but had a kinky side to them.
And I don't like sex toys at all, being a Scorpio woman, and I like it anywhere, *even*, better yet; *preferrably* in bed! (friction wounds are a fecking pain, so no more floor and rugs for me... and showers aren't that comfortable, you know...)
So far from judging bed manners by Sun sign.
If you want to find best lovers, look for Mars signs... if you look at mars and then read this list, it's actually right! :o ... well, not completely, but still.
And then, the best sign sexually, would have to be mars in Scorpio. Kinky, rough, likes to have complete control... :p then again, that would be the best one for me, cos I like to have all that.
Reply:Capricorn men can be real freaks in bed...Aries men can be a little selfish and self centered when it comes to gratification. As a Cancerian woman, I must admit that this profile is pretty accurate!!
Reply:I pick Aries (because that's me) and Scorpio.
Reply:I think you are right about Leo and Aries.I am a Leo male and the best love relationship i had with a female in my life was Aries.
Reply:huge question.....
well, you got me down to a T....
I'm a Libra
Reply:aries man .. taurus woman ... eternal bliss!
Reply:So what's your question anyway?
Reply:Aries, by far.
Reply:pisces,but when you say lovers. do you mean true lovers or do you mean want o have sex lovers.? ?
Reply:Aquarians by faaaaaaaaaaaaaar
Reply:LEO WOMAN - the knockout (Stars: Madonna, Melanie Sykes, Halle Berry)
A FIERCELY energetic woman who, like the lioness, is a wildcat in the bedroom. She always battles with her lovers for dominance and plays cat and mouse with potential partners. Won't get out of bed until she's had two orgasms.
Sexy secret: Loves to put on a show.
How to turn her on: Boast about your incredible stamina and she'll try to match it.
:) That's me folks!
Reply:I cannot answer this question based strictly on zodiacc characteristics. I think the zodia does contribute to a person's style in "bed" but I think personality is a factor as well.
Reply:capricorn, cuz im one
Reply:thank u 4 this - it's amazing and totally true! i'm a cancer and my sexy boyf's a virgo! bring on the games! ;)
Reply:A Scorpio (that's me) and a Cancer (that's Tobey Maguire).
Scorpios and Cancers make the super duper best lovers.
Reply:sorry ima be bias.....IMA SCORPIO....sorry
Reply:I prefer Virgos or Scorpio Lovers.
Perfect balance between sexy and intellegent.
*VIRGO WOMAN - Mother Earth (Stars:LisaRaye, Selma Hayek, Beyonce Knowles)
PLEASING a lover tops Virgo's erotic agenda and she treats men like lord and master. Simultaneously sacred territory and sexy bombshell, she is driven to nurture men. Sees sex in terms of mating and seeks partners with staying power.
Sexy secret: Enjoys submission so won't say no to the missionary position.
Turning her on: She has a hygiene fixation so suggest a shower together
*SCORPIO WOMAN - femme fatale (Stars: Demi Moore,Nia Long,Jodie Foster)
INVENTED the term "hard to get" but skilfully works her way into her lover's psyche without lifting a finger. Highly-sexed and demanding, she sees herself as the ultimate prize. Woe betide he who doesn't meet expectations.
Sexy secret: Likes it fast and furious, anywhere but bed.
Turning her on: Buy her a sex toy she hasn't tried before.
My door is open ;)
Reply:I had great sex with a leo, and with a taurus. Taurus was too selfish and greedy but he was naughty and hot when HE wanted to be. (perfect downstairs but too greedy with it) I had a aquarius (like me) that was ALL about my pleasure, yummy, but not much downstairs. In my opinion the leo, the best of both worlds, my pleasure and a nice package.
Reply:"A WALKING, talking paradox - all virtue and all vice wrapped in one, deceiving package. Insists on being treated like a princess in bed." - eh?! That's news to me! The author of this article is clearly bitter about being burned by a female who happened to have an end Feb/March birthday ;)
Reply:Someone who has their Mars in the 8th house or Pluto in the 5th house. Someone whose sun is in the 8th house with good aspects to Pluto. Sun in Scorpio (well aspected chart)
Reply:Pisces!!!
ARIES MAN - alpha male (Star Arians: Daniel Day Lewis, Russell Crowe, Colin Farrell)
BENEATH the Ram's clean-cut appearance lies a hormonally-raging animal ready to take the sexual lead. He is known for being rough in bed, treating women like either princesses or playthings.
Sexy secret: Prefers the missionary position, as he likes to take the dominant role.
How to turn him on: Call him 'Master', and ooh and ahh at the sight of his equipment.
ARIES WOMAN - original Eve (Stars: Victoria Beckham, Keira Knightley, Mariah Carey)
NOTORIOUSLY cool customer, she sees herself as the 'Catch of the Century'.
Aries woman has strong physical needs for sex every day and craves instant gratification.
Sexy secret: Likes it on top and a little rough.
How to turn her on: Introduce a shock factor such as outdoor sex or nookie on the train - Aries woman would just love to be caught!
Taurus April 21 - May 21
TAURUS MAN - the idol (Stars Taureans: George Clooney, Bono, David Beckham)
HE wants to be wanted and is attracted to dominant females who'll treat him like a trophy. Strong and silent, he is the epitome of manhood, but always expects the woman to make the first move.
Sexy secret: Loves epic foreplay.
How to turn him on: Fit a mirror on the bedroom ceiling - watching you drives him wild.
TAURUS WOMAN - living doll (Sign stars: Renee Zellweger, Zara Phillips, Penelope Cruz)
FEMININE and beautiful, she longs for a man to play Ken to her ever-adoring Barbie. She is wild in the bedroom in order to satisfy her man, unashamedly lusty and instinctive.
Sexy secret: Nibbles, licks and kisses every inch of her lover.
How to turn her on: Work on your pecs, because she loves to be dominated by a beefcake.
Gemini May 22 - June 22
GEMINI MAN - smooth operator (Star Geminis: Johnny Depp, Prince William, Jonny Wilkinson)
MERCURIAL by nature, he works hard to make himself an exciting prospect. But sex must always be fun, so Mr Gemini thrives on experimentation - for some, even if it's sleazy - and detests routine.
Sexy secret: Good with his hands ... a real craftsman
How to turn him on: Dress up as a high-class callgirl and tell him your fantasies. You'll send him wild.
GEMINI WOMAN - Lolita (Stars: Angelina Jolie, Courteney Cox, Kylie Minogue)
ACUTELY aware of her feminine wiles, she takes no sexual prisoners. Often feigns naivety, but can't resist putting on a show in the bedroom. Some can easily lose themselves in sex and become dismissive of the man who is only there to provide the ride.
Sexy secret: Likes it on top where she can control pace and positioning.
How to turn her on: Offer to roleplay as her teacher.
Cancer June 23 - July 23
CANCER MAN - Prince Charming (Star Cancerians: Tobey Maguire, Johnny Vaughan, Tom Cruise)
FOR this romantic hero, sex is an act of worshipping the woman. Notoriously courteous in bed, some are almost cloying, and are aroused by a woman's dominance. A softie, he loves a cuddle and has a breast-fixation.
Sexy secret: A penchant for being tied up with his lover on top.
Turning him on: Brandish a whip and make him lick your shoes.
CANCER WOMAN - Cinderella (Stars: Courtney Love, Pamela Anderson, Liv Tyler)
A MAN'S woman who makes her lover feel like the big, strong protector because she sees him as her saviour. Has a voracious sexual appetite and is a willing recipient of almost anything that is being dished out!
Sexy secret: Cancer Girl is up for most things and loves experimentation.
How to turn her on: Ask her to roleplay as your secretary or nurse to your doctor.
Leo July 24 - August 23
LEO MAN - the golden boy (Star Leos: Matt Le Blanc, Antonio Banderas, Thierry Henry)
PASSIONATE and caring, he can only perform if his heart is really in it. He prefers raw, natural, unadorned sex with no frills and, with his belief in his own superiority, the traditional male dominance role.
Sexy secret: Enjoys a head-to-toe massage
How to turn him on: Lead him into the garden for sex under the stars or among the rhododendrons.
LEO WOMAN - the knockout (Stars: Madonna, Melanie Sykes, Halle Berry)
A FIERCELY energetic woman who, like the lioness, is a wildcat in the bedroom. She always battles with her lovers for dominance and plays cat and mouse with potential partners. Won't get out of bed until she's had two orgasms.
Sexy secret: Loves to put on a show.
How to turn her on: Boast about your incredible stamina and she'll try to match it.
Virgo August 24 - September 23
VIRGO MAN - the mentor (Star Virgoans: Hugh Grant, Colin Firth, Sean Connery)
A GENTLE giant, he is the ultimate caretaker in the bedroom with a startling empathy for women's needs. He has a Svengali-streak and sees women as either madonnas or whores. Likes routine and little fuss in the bedroom.
Sexy secret: Likes the woman to lead the way.
How to turn him on: Pretend he's the doctor and you're one of his patients.
VIRGO WOMAN - Mother Earth (Stars: Cameron Diaz, Rachel Hunter, Beyonce Knowles)
PLEASING a lover tops Virgo's erotic agenda and she treats men like lord and master. Simultaneously sacred territory and sexy bombshell, she is driven to nurture men. Sees sex in terms of mating and seeks partners with staying power.
Sexy secret: Enjoys submission so won't say no to the missionary position.
Turning her on: She has a hygiene fixation so suggest a shower together.
Libra September 24 - October 23
LIBRA MAN - the perfectionist (Star Librans: Sting, Simon Cowell, Viggo Mortensen)
HAS a high-minded, ethereal approach to sex. Witty and charming, he talks women into bed. Sex must be beautiful and he indulges in lavish foreplay, determined to gratify a woman early on. An expert lover.
Sexy secret: He hates rules, so likes to experiment with different, athletic positions.
Turning him on: Dress up as Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast At Tiffanys.
LIBRA WOMAN - the activist (Stars: Susan Sarandon, Catherine Zeta Jones. Kate Winslet)
UNCONVENTIONAL in relationships, some can favour casual sex and are wary of commitment. Fights against male adulation and traditional gender roles in bed, preferring the equality of giving and receiving pleasure.
Sexy secret: Loves positions that keep both partners happy.
How to turn her on: Arm-wrestle her into bed.
Scorpio October 24 - November 22
SCORPIO MAN - the stranger (Star Scorpios: Joaquin Phoenix, Wayne Rooney, Leonardo DiCaprio)
A SEVERE individual, he is insular but lavishes attention on his lover. Most Scorpios enjoy experimenting and some are even turned on by kinky sex.
Sexy secret: Likes to take total control and may get a kick from blind-folding his lover.
How to turn him on: Turn up wearing a mac - with nothing underneath, but a suspender belt.
SCORPIO WOMAN - femme fatale (Stars: Meg Ryan, Bjork, Julia Roberts)
INVENTED the term "hard to get" but skilfully works her way into her lover's psyche without lifting a finger. Highly-sexed and demanding, she sees herself as the ultimate prize. Woe betide he who doesn't meet expectations.
Sexy secret: Likes it fast and furious, anywhere but bed.
Turning her on: Buy her a sex toy she hasn't tried before.
Sagittarius November 23 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS MAN - the maverick (Star Sagittarians: Brad Pitt, Benjamin Bratt, Samuel L Jackson)
WILDLY romantic, he has an untamed energy and sees his lovers as playmates and has incredible luck with the ladies. Any sex is good - he wants to experience it with woman of every kind.
Sexy secret: Loves role reversal with the woman on top and in charge.
Turning him on: Swap underwear.
SAGITTARIUS WOMAN - the leader (Stars: Lucy Liu, Kim Basinger, Britney Spears)
A HIGH achiever, some are obsessed with the idea of choosing only successful, charismatic partners. In bed, her modus operandi is to 'empower' the man, turning him into putty in her hands.Generous and enthusiastic.
Sexy secret: Rope swings are her fantasy.
Turning her on: Get her to act out a scene from 9 1/2 Weeks.
Capricorn December 22 - January 20
CAPRICORN MAN - A real gent (Star Capricorns: Jude Law, Olivier Martinez, Orlando Bloom)
AN anachronism, he is deeply old-fashioned and is attracted to traditional, lady-wife types. Tries hard to repress his libido, but some will have fetishes, kinks and hang-ups.
Sexy secret: Prefers the missionary position - with his lover wearing a lace nightie.
How to turn him on: Offer to be spanked.
CAPRICORN WOMAN - a thinker (Stars: Dido, Annie Lennox, Helena Christensen)
NATURALLY cautious, she never rushes into relationships and seeks a spiritual connection first. Has a wild fantasy life and invents dream lovers. A fairly conservative sexual character, she won't be coerced into anything.
Sexy secret: Likes routine - with him on top.
How to turn her on: Borrow a sailor's uniform and act out her fantasies.
Aquarius January 21 - February 19
AQUARIUS MAN - an eccentric (Star Aquarians: Justin Timberlake, John Lydon, Robbie Williams)
He seems sorted and self-sufficient but some Aquarian men have a notoriously skewed, even kinky side in bed. Thinks no woman is out of his league and many are emotionally detached from sex. Some are even turned on by humiliating their mate.
Sexy secret: Has a penchant for cyber and phone sex.
How to turn him on: Be his sex slave.
AQUARIUS WOMAN - eternal optimist (Stars: Geena Davis, Denise Richards, Jennifer Aniston)
SHE loathes over-dependent lovers but, as the zodiac's cheerleader, is her partner's biggest fan. A low-maintenance mate, hates formality and routine. Spontaneity is her big arousal and sex is pure physical pleasure.
Sexy secret: A quickie at the bus stop will excite her.
Turning her on: Take her to an orgy - where she'll only want to watch.
Pisces February 20 - March 20
PISCES MAN - the drifter (Star Pisceans: Shane Richie, Rob Lowe, Bruce Willis)
BEHOLDEN to nobody, this dreamer is his own boss and is drawn to raw, grounded women who are his polar opposite. Super-relaxed about sex, nothing embarrasses him and some Piscean men have a prolific number of partners, many of them one-night stands.
Sexy secret: Dreams of joining the mile-high club on a plane.
How to turn him on: Rent a hard-core porn film with him.
PISCES WOMAN - Prima Donna (Stars: Sharon Stone, Patsy Kensit, Rachel Weisz)
A WALKING, talking paradox - all virtue and all vice wrapped in one, deceiving package. Insists on being treated like a princess in bed. Often finds sex dirty and can behave like a martyr. But secretly adores being adventurous.
Sexy secret: Loves spooning and being taken by surprise.
How to turn her on: Read to her aloud from an erotic novel.
Who makes the best lovers?
Are you kidding me? Taurus of course! Taurus is the most sensual and romantic sign of the zodiac!
Reply:I am a Scorpio woman. We are the best- Sensual- but I like to turn on all the senses- round one is slower- round two can be faster and furious. I have LOTS of PASSION- very much a giver, and yes we go all over- not just the bedroom! Report It
Reply:Right, about Virgo. I've been with one or two and they weren't at all like that - in fact, they liked to not only lead the way but had a kinky side to them.
And I don't like sex toys at all, being a Scorpio woman, and I like it anywhere, *even*, better yet; *preferrably* in bed! (friction wounds are a fecking pain, so no more floor and rugs for me... and showers aren't that comfortable, you know...)
So far from judging bed manners by Sun sign.
If you want to find best lovers, look for Mars signs... if you look at mars and then read this list, it's actually right! :o ... well, not completely, but still.
And then, the best sign sexually, would have to be mars in Scorpio. Kinky, rough, likes to have complete control... :p then again, that would be the best one for me, cos I like to have all that.
Reply:Capricorn men can be real freaks in bed...Aries men can be a little selfish and self centered when it comes to gratification. As a Cancerian woman, I must admit that this profile is pretty accurate!!
Reply:I pick Aries (because that's me) and Scorpio.
Reply:I think you are right about Leo and Aries.I am a Leo male and the best love relationship i had with a female in my life was Aries.
Reply:huge question.....
well, you got me down to a T....
I'm a Libra
Reply:aries man .. taurus woman ... eternal bliss!
Reply:So what's your question anyway?
Reply:Aries, by far.
Reply:pisces,but when you say lovers. do you mean true lovers or do you mean want o have sex lovers.? ?
Reply:Aquarians by faaaaaaaaaaaaaar
Reply:LEO WOMAN - the knockout (Stars: Madonna, Melanie Sykes, Halle Berry)
A FIERCELY energetic woman who, like the lioness, is a wildcat in the bedroom. She always battles with her lovers for dominance and plays cat and mouse with potential partners. Won't get out of bed until she's had two orgasms.
Sexy secret: Loves to put on a show.
How to turn her on: Boast about your incredible stamina and she'll try to match it.
:) That's me folks!
Reply:I cannot answer this question based strictly on zodiacc characteristics. I think the zodia does contribute to a person's style in "bed" but I think personality is a factor as well.
Reply:capricorn, cuz im one
Reply:thank u 4 this - it's amazing and totally true! i'm a cancer and my sexy boyf's a virgo! bring on the games! ;)
Reply:A Scorpio (that's me) and a Cancer (that's Tobey Maguire).
Scorpios and Cancers make the super duper best lovers.
Reply:sorry ima be bias.....IMA SCORPIO....sorry
Reply:I prefer Virgos or Scorpio Lovers.
Perfect balance between sexy and intellegent.
*VIRGO WOMAN - Mother Earth (Stars:LisaRaye, Selma Hayek, Beyonce Knowles)
PLEASING a lover tops Virgo's erotic agenda and she treats men like lord and master. Simultaneously sacred territory and sexy bombshell, she is driven to nurture men. Sees sex in terms of mating and seeks partners with staying power.
Sexy secret: Enjoys submission so won't say no to the missionary position.
Turning her on: She has a hygiene fixation so suggest a shower together
*SCORPIO WOMAN - femme fatale (Stars: Demi Moore,Nia Long,Jodie Foster)
INVENTED the term "hard to get" but skilfully works her way into her lover's psyche without lifting a finger. Highly-sexed and demanding, she sees herself as the ultimate prize. Woe betide he who doesn't meet expectations.
Sexy secret: Likes it fast and furious, anywhere but bed.
Turning her on: Buy her a sex toy she hasn't tried before.
My door is open ;)
Reply:I had great sex with a leo, and with a taurus. Taurus was too selfish and greedy but he was naughty and hot when HE wanted to be. (perfect downstairs but too greedy with it) I had a aquarius (like me) that was ALL about my pleasure, yummy, but not much downstairs. In my opinion the leo, the best of both worlds, my pleasure and a nice package.
Reply:"A WALKING, talking paradox - all virtue and all vice wrapped in one, deceiving package. Insists on being treated like a princess in bed." - eh?! That's news to me! The author of this article is clearly bitter about being burned by a female who happened to have an end Feb/March birthday ;)
Reply:Someone who has their Mars in the 8th house or Pluto in the 5th house. Someone whose sun is in the 8th house with good aspects to Pluto. Sun in Scorpio (well aspected chart)
Reply:Pisces!!!
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