Do you want a challenge?

Can you drop the following words casually into a conversation without it seeming weird?


Rhododendron


Merkin (comedy meaning...)


Crevice


Feel free to add your own favourite unusual words!

Do you want a challenge?
As Virginia knelt down to clip a few fragrant rhododendrons


from her garden, I couldn't help but ogle her callipygian form.


Imagine my surprise to spot an ebony merkin covering her heretofore glabrous crevice .
Reply:The most hilarious thing happened yesterday. While I was bending over trying to trim my Rhododendrons, my merkin actually fell into a crevice beween the wooden beams that make a border for my garden! How do you dry clean a merkin!
Reply:Well, a Rhododendrum bush was growing up a crevice in my path. If I knew what Merkin meant I would put that in my sentence as well.
Reply:a) oh theres a lovely rhododendron tree you have!!!


b) can i have a merkin....oh sorry i meant gherkin


c) oh my god look at that crevice your **** has made on my lawn..wierdo...





um yeah i think i can x
Reply:Is this merkin (northern accent) any sense, i've been drivin down this rhododendron for hours and havent seen a crevice station yet and thats a totally bona fide phonomenon.





prcutaneous coffee beans are the bestest......
Reply:'Septic Thrombo Flobitus'





(Real Medical term)
Reply:weird
Reply:Has anyone seen that Merkin Rhododendron in the Crevice?
Reply:Yes, you could say, " Wow! look at those rhododendrons inside that crevice!" or something if that's what you mean.
Reply:A goat saw rhododendron growing from her crevice and unblocked it with her merkin
Reply:Hey pass the Rhododendron my Merkin has clogged my Crevice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:i was out merkin a place to plant my rhododendron when a dropped the cutting down a crevice
Reply:Epistemology. There's one that should get an interesting twist in the conversation!
Reply:i found this rhododendron up the merkin crevice while exploring there last night. thats when i decided that this girl needed to be deflowered
Reply:That Rhododendron growing in that crevice is Merkin the garden look much prettier.
Reply:Look at my Rhododendron, its going to fall into that crevice thats appeared in my garden %26amp; dont you think my Daliha looks like a merkin lol
Reply:I jumped in my car and took the rhododendrum, but dendrum is out in the wilds and the rhod merkins were terrible, as were the roads themselves, full of pot holes and crevices...
Reply:Isn't that the weirdest Rhododendron you've ever seen? Merkin called me the other day and told me about this Rhondodendron growing out of this crevice in his house. It was nasty!





there. not that i have any idea of what merkin or rhododendron means.
Reply:no its impossible without soundin like a complete idiot