Monday, November 16, 2009

Hello I am President Um Bongo and I have .......?

80 zillion dollars from my banana insertion business.





As you will know my country has been overthrown by a small Rhododendron bush.





Do any of you have a bank account I can borrow to rescue my money before its too late.





Please let me pay it to you, you can keep it all.





I just need enough for an egg sandwich.

Hello I am President Um Bongo and I have .......?
Haha. . nobody likes egg sandwiches x
Reply:Here's 20p, my bank is Bank of Nigeria sort code 007-007-007 the name's Bond, James Bond.
Reply:No problem,Bank details are as follows.................................... that be all?.......................................
Reply:Yes I do....Why are you throbbing





;-)
Reply:Do what Ken Dodd did under the floorboards.
Reply:Much obliged.
Reply:just put it under the mattress x
Reply:http://www.snopes.com/crime/fraud/nigeri...


Interesting report on the nigerian scam.


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